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子供のバースデーで親は頭痛?
N.Y. では幼稚園に通う子供の誕生日が近づくと親は頭を悩ませます。というのも、誕生日会には、子供の友達数十人とその親を招くのが習慣だからです。狭いアパートにそれだけの人数を招くのは無理。となると、場所も借りなければならず、出費もかさみ…。
The Struggle To Find the Best Birthday Party in New York
By BOB YAMPOLSKY
Our sign for this month is taped to the window of a casual Italian
restaurant in my neighborhood called V&T's. It advertises the V&T Children's
Birthday Party, which includes:
PARTY TABLE SET UP
PARTY HATS
HELIUM BALLOONS
PIZZA OR SPAG. & MEATBALLS
SOFT DRINKS
INDIVIDUAL JR. SUNDAES
POPCORN
PRIVATE ROOM
At $8.95 (¥984) per child, this is, the sign says, "BEST DEAL IN TOWN."
The sign also advises that a clown or magician can be arranged for an
extra fee.
This is the story. In Manhattan, like everywhere else, kids have birthday
parties. That's fine. You have a cake and balloons, you sing "Happy
Birthday," the kid gets presents, then wait till next year, right? Wrong. It
isn't that simple.
First of all, parents come. Parents have to come because 5-year-old William
certainly isn't going to be allowed to go by himself. Second, siblings come
because that's the accepted practice. Third, if your kid is in preschool,
just like mine, you have to invite all 12 or 15 kids in the class, because
that's the way it's done.
So projecting an invitation acceptance rate of 75 percent, you get nine
kids, meaning nine adults and three or four siblings thrown in. This adds up
to 22 guests. Twenty-two guests in my tiny apartment? I wouldn't even have
enough chairs for the adults to sit.
Let's talk about money now. Consider V&T's. Twelve kids, at nine bucks
(¥990) a pop, is $108 (¥11,880). But this doesn't include the cake ($30
(¥3,300), unless you make it yourself) and the party favors ($3 (¥330) a
bag). It also doesn't include lunch and drinks for the adults. So you figure
about $10 (¥1,100) an adult. So let's say you're paying $200 (¥22,000) to the
restaurant. Tax and tip adds about $45 (¥4,950). Add in the cake and party
favors, and $50 (¥5,500) for the clown, and you're looking at $350 (¥38,500)
without even buying the kid a present. And this is for the "best deal in
town."
There is, of course, an easy solution to all this. As Evan's father says,
"Most important thing: Tell your kids to be born in the warm weather." In
the warm weather, you just have the party in the park. That's what Thomas'
parents and Ani's parents and Ev
an's parents did. Karen's parents did too, though Karen is an October child,
and it did get a little chilly toward the end.
If your apartment is big enough, and you can stand having it packed with
kids, you can have the party there. That's what William's and Henry's parents
did (Henry's arranged for a storyteller). Chloe's parents did this too, even
though their apartment, exactly two flights below mine, is small. But they
took the bold step of limiting the number of invitations they sent out,
telling Chloe she could invite the same number of guests as her age (four).
Let me tell you some of the birthday parties that I have been to in the past
year. There was Natalie's party at a gymnasium, where two staffers led the
children through various athletic activities. There was Sophia's party, at a
swimming pool. There was Cody's party at a McDonald's (complete with clown).
There was Nicholas' party at the Museum of Natural History, and Jacob's
party on Intrepid, the World War II carrier that has been converted into a
museum.
After Jacob's party, Karen's mom, who is from Israel and thus somewhat
bewildered by American customs, asked me some serious questions. Just how
much did I spend on the present for Jacob? ($15.) Do you spend more for the
present when the party is an "event" party? (No.) And now that our kids are
in kindergarten (she had a very concerned look on her face when she asked
this), do we still have to invite the whole class, which would mean 27 kids?
(I certainly hope not.)
My own story is this. For my daughter's 5th birthday, in February, we rented a
pool. It was $80 (¥8,800) for an hour, plus $20 (¥2,200) for the lifeguard,
and $25 (¥2,750) for a half-hour in a room afterward. We spent $60 (¥6,600) on
pizza and drinks, $40 (¥4,400) on party favors and about $50 (¥5,500) on paper
plates, cups, napkins, tablecloths and decorations. Add in the cake and
presents, and you have over $300 (¥33,000) to celebrate the kid's birthday.
We would have done much better by her if we had put that money in a tuition
fund.
For my son's 3rd birthday, last November, we went low-key: some balloons, a
cake and a little party at home. He didn't know to expect more. But what we'll
do this November is up in the air. I suppose we'll have to give him a pool
party too, and then we'll declare a party moratorium.
Or maybe we'll just throw in the towel and move to the suburbs. You put
up with a lot living in Manhattan — the crime, the dirt, the noise, the
crowds, the costs. I've managed to put up with all of them. But these
birthday parties may turn out to be the final straw.
Our sign for this month is taped to the window of a casual Italian
restaurant in my neighborhood called V&T's. It advertises the V&T Children's
Birthday Party, which includes:
PARTY TABLE SET UP
PARTY HATS
HELIUM BALLOONS
PIZZA OR SPAG. & MEATBALLS
SOFT DRINKS
INDIVIDUAL JR. SUNDAES
POPCORN
PRIVATE ROOM
At $8.95 (¥984) per child, this is, the sign says, "BEST DEAL IN TOWN."
The sign also advises that a clown or magician can be arranged for an
extra fee.
This is the story. In Manhattan, like everywhere else, kids have birthday
parties. That's fine. You have a cake and balloons, you sing "Happy
Birthday," the kid gets presents, then wait till next year, right? Wrong. It
isn't that simple.
First of all, parents come. Parents have to come because 5-year-old William
certainly isn't going to be allowed to go by himself. Second, siblings come
because that's the accepted practice. Third, if your kid is in preschool,
just like mine, you have to invite all 12 or 15 kids in the class, because
that's the way it's done.
So projecting an invitation acceptance rate of 75 percent, you get nine
kids, meaning nine adults and three or four siblings thrown in. This adds up
to 22 guests. Twenty-two guests in my tiny apartment? I wouldn't even have
enough chairs for the adults to sit.
Let's talk about money now. Consider V&T's. Twelve kids, at nine bucks
(¥990) a pop, is $108 (¥11,880). But this doesn't include the cake ($30
(¥3,300), unless you make it yourself) and the party favors ($3 (¥330) a
bag). It also doesn't include lunch and drinks for the adults. So you figure
about $10 (¥1,100) an adult. So let's say you're paying $200 (¥22,000) to the
restaurant. Tax and tip adds about $45 (¥4,950). Add in the cake and party
favors, and $50 (¥5,500) for the clown, and you're looking at $350 (¥38,500)
without even buying the kid a present. And this is for the "best deal in
town."
There is, of course, an easy solution to all this. As Evan's father says,
"Most important thing: Tell your kids to be born in the warm weather." In
the warm weather, you just have the party in the park. That's what Thomas'
parents and Ani's parents and Ev
an's parents did. Karen's parents did too, though Karen is an October child,
and it did get a little chilly toward the end.
If your apartment is big enough, and you can stand having it packed with
kids, you can have the party there. That's what William's and Henry's parents
did (Henry's arranged for a storyteller). Chloe's parents did this too, even
though their apartment, exactly two flights below mine, is small. But they
took the bold step of limiting the number of invitations they sent out,
telling Chloe she could invite the same number of guests as her age (four).
Let me tell you some of the birthday parties that I have been to in the past
year. There was Natalie's party at a gymnasium, where two staffers led the
children through various athletic activities. There was Sophia's party, at a
swimming pool. There was Cody's party at a McDonald's (complete with clown).
There was Nicholas' party at the Museum of Natural History, and Jacob's
party on Intrepid, the World War II carrier that has been converted into a
museum.
After Jacob's party, Karen's mom, who is from Israel and thus somewhat
bewildered by American customs, asked me some serious questions. Just how
much did I spend on the present for Jacob? ($15.) Do you spend more for the
present when the party is an "event" party? (No.) And now that our kids are
in kindergarten (she had a very concerned look on her face when she asked
this), do we still have to invite the whole class, which would mean 27 kids?
(I certainly hope not.)
My own story is this. For my daughter's 5th birthday, in February, we rented a
pool. It was $80 (¥8,800) for an hour, plus $20 (¥2,200) for the lifeguard,
and $25 (¥2,750) for a half-hour in a room afterward. We spent $60 (¥6,600) on
pizza and drinks, $40 (¥4,400) on party favors and about $50 (¥5,500) on paper
plates, cups, napkins, tablecloths and decorations. Add in the cake and
presents, and you have over $300 (¥33,000) to celebrate the kid's birthday.
We would have done much better by her if we had put that money in a tuition
fund.
For my son's 3rd birthday, last November, we went low-key: some balloons, a
cake and a little party at home. He didn't know to expect more. But what we'll
do this November is up in the air. I suppose we'll have to give him a pool
party too, and then we'll declare a party moratorium.
Or maybe we'll just throw in the towel and move to the suburbs. You put
up with a lot living in Manhattan — the crime, the dirt, the noise, the
crowds, the costs. I've managed to put up with all of them. But these
birthday parties may turn out to be the final straw.
Shukan ST: Sept. 24, 1999
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- is taped to 〜
- 〜 にテープで張られている
- advertises
- 宣伝する
- SPAG.
- spaghettiの略
- INDIVIDUAL JR. SUNDAES
- 子供たちにもれなくアイスクリームサンデーつき
- BEST DEAL IN TOWN
- 街で一番安い
- clown
- ピエロ
- can be arranged
- 手配できる
- extra fee
- 上乗せ料金
- siblings
- 兄弟
- accepted practice
- 一般に認められた風習
- preschool
- 保育園、幼稚園
- projecting 〜
- 〜 を考慮に入れて
- invitation acceptance rate
- 招待に出席する率
- 〜 thrown in
- 〜 も加えて
- tiny
- ちっぽけな
- bucks
- ドル
- 〜 a pop
- 一人あたり 〜
- party favors
- (帽子やクラッカーなどの)パーティーの景品
- figure
- 計算する
- solution
- 解決法
- chilly
- 肌寒い
- toward the end
- 終わりの方は
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- 〜 に耐えられる
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- 2階下
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- gymnasium
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- athletic activities
- 運動ゲーム
- complete with 〜
- 〜 まで付いた
- Museum of Natural History
- 自然歴史博物館
- carrier
- 航空母艦
- has been converted into 〜
- 〜 に造り直された
- (is)bewildered by 〜
- 〜 にうろたえている
- kindergarten
- 幼稚園
- concerned look
- 心配そうな表情
- lifeguard
- 監視員
- We would have done much better by her if 〜
- 〜 の方がずっと彼女のためになっただろう
- tuition fund
- 教育資金
- went low-key
- 地味に済ませた
- is up in the air
- 未確定だ
- declare a party moratorium
- しばらくパーティーは開かないと宣言する
- throw in the towel
- 降参する
- suburbs
- 郊外
- put up with 〜
- 〜 を我慢する
- dirt
- 街の汚さ
- (have)managed to 〜
- 何とか 〜 してきた
- turn out to be 〜
- 〜 になる
- final straw
- 忍耐の限度を超えさせるもの